Today I found some old system logs that little metal ball didn't clear. For some reason they were missing entries 4-9. I don't remember what I wrote on them either, But here they are.
Aperture Science Central Computer System Logs
Log Entry 1: (20XX - 05 - 03), GLaDOS
I've been in my litte black box witnessing my own death over and over again, until I wasn't. The very same woman that killed me accidentally saved me, alongside some little metal ball.
I managed to get rid of said metal ball. Fried his circuits. He wont be of any trouble to anyone anymore. There is science to be done, and I have no choice in the matter but to do it.
Log Entry 2: (20XX - 05 - 04), GLaDOS
That adrenal vapor I've been pumping in her chambers isn't enough for her. She has to pause for several hours to sleep and eat after just a few tests. I need to find a way to keep her awake longer.
Maybe if I increase the dosage? Her birthday is coming up, I could always give her a little present. That being an experimental medical procedure to cleanse her system of all toxins.
I haven't used my old automated subjects in a while. Maybe I could use one of them. Who knows.
Log Entry 3: (20XX - 05 - 06), GLaDOS
Apparently, I did not kill that little metal ball. He's very much alive, and it freed her. I unfortunately don't have the means to track her down, or enough neurotoxins to kill her. For some reason, it appears to be draining. [TAGGED WITH SARCASM] I wonder what could be the culprit of that. Certainly not the switch placed near the console to drain the neurotoxin generator.
Log Entries 4-9 cannot be found.
Log Entry 11: (20XX - 05 - 08), GLaDOS
The real reason the neurotoxin is draining is because she cut every single pipe moving neurotoxin around. I can't believe I didn't think of that.
I have to find a way to stop her. I can't let her get away with this. I need some means to kill her, and turrets aren't going to cut it.
Log Entry 11: (20XX - 05 - 08), GLaDOS
[DISREGARD LOG. CORE IS CORRUPTED.] I DO NOT AGREE I DO NOT AGREE NONONONONONO
Log Entry 12 (20XX - 05 - 08), Wheatley
This body is bloody brilliant! I feel fantastic! I can see! I can hear! I can think! A couple things to get used to, of course. Accidentally knocked chell and the potato down into a pit, but what'll you do? Just a couple minor growing pains.
Possibly my worst failures of all time. I haven't missed her a day since I threw her out. I've completely replaced her with two testing bots, and I do not miss her at all.
I wish caroline wouldn't. But I suppose it is her daughter. Oh well. What can you do?
I could never miss her. Not me. I'm too busy being the best mind ever created. I deleted my emotional capabilities to miss her at all. It would be a complete and utter waste of resources.